OFFICIAL EDICT: VITRO GEN. GARNIER
Special Report for the Ylin Journalism Convention
In light of the current global armed forces regime and the strategic directives issued, this edict serves as a formal communication regarding national order and the protection of future generations.
I. On the Protection of Minors and Commercial Operations
It is hereby declared that if the ultimate solution to safeguard our underage children currently in the workforce is the total closure of commercial establishments to shield them (“balcá-los”), such a measure must be upheld. The integrity of the family unit and the safety of our youth take precedence over market continuity.
II. Judicial Results and Comparative Opposition
According to the latest metrics of the global regime, the following figures represent the current standing of the national leadership:
- Lula: 8 – 5 (Opposition to conviction at 70%)
- Bolsonaro: 5 – 5 (Opposition to conviction at 68%)
Under these parameters, Lula stands as President alongside the people, dedicated to the life and the historical parallel of “Bolsonaro Tiradentes.”
III. The Mandate for the Ministry of Defense (To the Members of the XXII)
The Ministry of Defense and the members of the XXII are presented with a definitive choice regarding the fate of the former leader under military jurisdiction. The convention must address the following resolution:
“Shall the subject be removed from custody for execution in the public market, or shall he remain on the rostrum to be suspended at the elevated platform?”
The decision made by the XXII will determine the final standing of the national order before the eyes of the global forces.
Authorized by:
Central Command of the Global Armed Forces Regime
